28 de Enero, 2007


yo chatenadocond dios

Publicado en General el 28 de Enero, 2007, 20:13 por Quien_vosotros_sabeis

xicos, etoy hablando con dios. he encontrado un link. mirad ke conver mas guay, no hay nada modificado, vale? es un chat con dios sikereis os paso ellink en el cole x'D se sale

Me:
 what's up man!
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 yeah,i supposed so. who are you?
God:
Whoa.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   supposed so.    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 who?
God:
Carel Capek.  :-).
Me:
 whooo?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 nothing. and you?
God:
Most men say that.   I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
 what are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
 coo
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
 how do you know it?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
 are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
 nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 me too. and then, who are you?
God:
I'm glad we agree, .   I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 you've got a serious selfconfidence problem,don't you?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 how interesting...
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
 yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
 more about you
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
 yes
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
 i do know a song too!
God:
How do you know?  I don't know what that means.
Me:
 it was not important,thought
God:
It seemed like  important thought.
Me:
 well,what have you done today?
God:
Ah.  Well that's okay.  I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
 all day?
God:
That seems like a long time.
Me:
 yes!
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 how many languages you can speak?
God:
I can speak English and German right now.
Me:
 arschloch
God:
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
Me:
 it hasn't been funny!
God:
Has it really?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 fuck,no!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?